Sup, motherfuckers?

Gotta admit, NeoCities seems like a nice place. Which is...not saying much.

So!

I wanna fuck these titties so goddamn bad.

Meet Miranda. Cute, right?

She's been a subject of mine before, and hopefully will be in the future. She's absolutely stunning; I wish I could persuade her into shooting nude, but she ain't takin' that bait.